The 2012 bug season is here – and MurderTheBugs.Com - the world’s foremost insect forecasting authority is prepared to make some dire predictions that should be heeded by all:
Spiders – are expected to be more insidious than ever. Due to an unusually warm spring – crawling and scurrying abilities are rates predicted to exceed the norm – so the little brown and black monsters will be fast, hungry, and looking to lay eggs in and around the general area of your mouth, preferably while you sleep.
Stinkbugs – are on track to smell more like shit than ever before. A prolific early breeding season has left their scent glands swollen with putrid horrific odorous liquid, and according to our insider information they are more than prepared to “make it rain” on your home and property.
Hornets – have, through a perverse system of twisted inbreeding, managed to develop even more painful stingers and a markedly intensified bloodlust for swarming near your cheeseburger and/or the trash cans at the water park.
Houseflies – are predicted to transition even faster from rubbing their faces and bodies all over that hot dog turd in your driveway into doing the Dougie on the rim of your lemonade glass.
Mosquitoes – are back to break necks and cash checks. West Nile is in style this year and with apocalyptic swarming a foregone conclusion mosquitoes plan on making a fashion statement all over your face, back, neck, forearms, and candy ass.
So what is the solution? You know the drill! Go on the offense with a brutal bug zapper racket and detonate the enemy. Firing up the bug zapper just once a day keeps insect domination of the human race that much further away.

The 2012 bug season is here – and MurderTheBugs.Com - the world’s foremost insect forecasting authority is prepared to make some dire predictions that should be heeded by all:

Spiders – are expected to be more insidious than ever. Due to an unusually warm spring – crawling and scurrying abilities are rates predicted to exceed the norm – so the little brown and black monsters will be fast, hungry, and looking to lay eggs in and around the general area of your mouth, preferably while you sleep.

Stinkbugs – are on track to smell more like shit than ever before. A prolific early breeding season has left their scent glands swollen with putrid horrific odorous liquid, and according to our insider information they are more than prepared to “make it rain” on your home and property.

Hornets – have, through a perverse system of twisted inbreeding, managed to develop even more painful stingers and a markedly intensified bloodlust for swarming near your cheeseburger and/or the trash cans at the water park.

Houseflies – are predicted to transition even faster from rubbing their faces and bodies all over that hot dog turd in your driveway into doing the Dougie on the rim of your lemonade glass.

Mosquitoes – are back to break necks and cash checks. West Nile is in style this year and with apocalyptic swarming a foregone conclusion mosquitoes plan on making a fashion statement all over your face, back, neck, forearms, and candy ass.

So what is the solution? You know the drill! Go on the offense with a brutal bug zapper racket and detonate the enemy. Firing up the bug zapper just once a day keeps insect domination of the human race that much further away.

Perhaps no other insect is more satisfying to eliminate with a Super Large Bug Zapper then that old Summer friend – the huge annoying moth.

Let’s face facts – the moth has no respect for the sanctity of your facial area. A moth never hesitates to fly right into the side of your cheek, bounce off your forehead, or even get dangerously close to an “accidental” mouthing.

The truth of the matter is that there is nothing accidental about the way the common moth infiltrates your property and attempts to disgrace your face. The moth is very aware of the chaos its powdery fluttering wings can create, and by its very nature it will stop at nothing to devastate your family barbecue.

The moth is inherently programmed to dominate your livelihood, and for this reason its deserves to die, perhaps more ruthlessly than any other summer pest.

Luckily our bug zapper racket is the perfect technological foil to the biological nightmare of the large annoying moth. The moth is the perfect prey for several reasons:

Moths are slow as hell

If you cannot manage to crush a moth with your zapper racket you had better lay off the heroin, because nothing could be easier.

Moths are stupid

A moth will often fly in the same repetitive telltale pattern, banging off of the same light, object, or body part time and time again. Time the pattern and victory is yours.

Moths are smokers

You can do much more than just zap a moth with your bug zapper racket – you can slowly smoke a moth and burn it into a fine black dust. It’s a whole lot of fun. Just use a medium velocity during your initial kill swing so that the moth is trapped against the electrified center grid (but still intact). Leave the zapper racket turned on for several minutes while the moth slowly cooks at over 2500 volts – it’s a thrill to watch but be warned – burning moths smell like shit!

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Killing bugs for fun and sport is not only good for society - its good for your own personal sanity and life satisfaction. With this unarguable reality in mind, we have recently taken the opportunity to analyze the similarities between the actual game of tennis, and tennis racket bug zapper usage. For sportsmen and people harboring a general disdain for stinging insects of all varieties alike, we highly advise you visit our tennis racket bug zapper page and consider the possibility of bringing some extra joy into your day by turning insect elimination into an enjoyable recreational activity!

Killing bugs for fun and sport is not only good for society - its good for your own personal sanity and life satisfaction. With this unarguable reality in mind, we have recently taken the opportunity to analyze the similarities between the actual game of tennis, and tennis racket bug zapper usage. For sportsmen and people harboring a general disdain for stinging insects of all varieties alike, we highly advise you visit our tennis racket bug zapper page and consider the possibility of bringing some extra joy into your day by turning insect elimination into an enjoyable recreational activity!

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The stinkbug is among the most atrocious of insect enemy’s that you may do battle with this summer. If you are an avid gardener, you are likely going to soon find yourself in the midst of a serious rancid odor situation, as stinkbugs love to congregate in areas with wide varieties of plant life.
You might as well come to terms with the disturbing fact that stinkbugs will soon be attacking your home, and exploding repugnant odor all over your property.
Their are several different techniques you can employ to counteract the inevitable stinkbug invasion that you will soon be facing, including, but not limited to:
Toxic chemicals
Organic alternatives
Proactive Landscaping
However their is only one option that will not only dispose of the stinkbug, but send it’s soul straight to hell! We speak, of course, of the fool proof method of stinkbug zapping that can only be achieved through the heartless full force horrific swing of the high powered high voltage Super Large bug zappers from Murder The Bugs.
Summer 2011 - Show no mercy to the Stinkbug -

The stinkbug is among the most atrocious of insect enemy’s that you may do battle with this summer. If you are an avid gardener, you are likely going to soon find yourself in the midst of a serious rancid odor situation, as stinkbugs love to congregate in areas with wide varieties of plant life.

You might as well come to terms with the disturbing fact that stinkbugs will soon be attacking your home, and exploding repugnant odor all over your property.

Their are several different techniques you can employ to counteract the inevitable stinkbug invasion that you will soon be facing, including, but not limited to:

Toxic chemicals

Organic alternatives

Proactive Landscaping

However their is only one option that will not only dispose of the stinkbug, but send it’s soul straight to hell! We speak, of course, of the fool proof method of stinkbug zapping that can only be achieved through the heartless full force horrific swing of the high powered high voltage Super Large bug zappers from Murder The Bugs.

Summer 2011 - Show no mercy to the Stinkbug -

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Do you know the truth about those little black devils that come buzzing through your house in the summertime? We speak, of course, of the dirty filthy little bastard known as the common housefly – and be careful, because if you read on you just might blow chunks all over your laptop. Prepare yourself for a dose of gag inducting true fly facts.Your average housefly is smothered and covered with over a million writhing little infectious bacteria. These bacteria often flake off all over your home and/or onto your foodstuff. When this happens it’s  impossible to see this bacteria so they often blend into your tapioca pudding completely unnoticed.Flies are not able to eat solid food. So, you may be asking yourself why does a fly land on my food then? The answer is that the housefly has a very special way to make your solid food become fly edible liquid – it vomits on it! That’s right, flies have a special enzyme in their vomit that dissolves your food so know that it’s a fact if a housefly lands on your food, your food has been immediately slathered in insect regurgitation. As an added bonus, the genetic makeup of the disgusting fly leads it to release its bowels AS it eats, so if a fly is on your food, your food has been shat on as well.Heard enough? Just buy an electric bug zapper and start laying wasted to those disgusting buzzing menaces that will surely be surfacing in the near future.

Do you know the truth about those little black devils that come buzzing through your house in the summertime? We speak, of course, of the dirty filthy little bastard known as the common housefly – and be careful, because if you read on you just might blow chunks all over your laptop. Prepare yourself for a dose of gag inducting true fly facts.
Your average housefly is smothered and covered with over a million writhing little infectious bacteria. These bacteria often flake off all over your home and/or onto your foodstuff. When this happens it’s  impossible to see this bacteria so they often blend into your tapioca pudding completely unnoticed.
Flies are not able to eat solid food. So, you may be asking yourself why does a fly land on my food then? The answer is that the housefly has a very special way to make your solid food become fly edible liquid – it vomits on it! That’s right, flies have a special enzyme in their vomit that dissolves your food so know that it’s a fact if a housefly lands on your food, your food has been immediately slathered in insect regurgitation.
As an added bonus, the genetic makeup of the disgusting fly leads it to release its bowels AS it eats, so if a fly is on your food, your food has been shat on as well.
Heard enough? Just buy an electric bug zapper and start laying wasted to those disgusting buzzing menaces that will surely be surfacing in the near future.

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If you just shook off a long winter full of flu and cold symptoms, make sure you don’t catch a fever this summer, and by fever we mean yellow fever! Mosquitoes are coming, humming at cha’ and they most certainly do intend to spread disease and epic misery. The most effective (and guilty pleasure style fun) way to eradicate and control mosquitoes is to vaporize them into nothingness with a bug zapper. Oh such fun.

If you just shook off a long winter full of flu and cold symptoms, make sure you don’t catch a fever this summer, and by fever we mean yellow fever! Mosquitoes are coming, humming at cha’ and they most certainly do intend to spread disease and epic misery. The most effective (and guilty pleasure style fun) way to eradicate and control mosquitoes is to vaporize them into nothingness with a bug zapper. Oh such fun.

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Murder The Bugs presents the know your enemy series…featuring the Japanese Giant Hornet. What a piece of crap! Arm yourself with a Super Large bug zapper and stay prepared to face any insect enemy, no matter how fierce!

Murder The Bugs presents the know your enemy series…featuring the Japanese Giant Hornet. What a piece of crap! Arm yourself with a Super Large bug zapper and stay prepared to face any insect enemy, no matter how fierce!

bug zapper racket power demonstration from the ruthless bug zapping experts! Stop letting bugs disrespect your family and land all over your face - buy a super large zapper racket and stand up for the human race.

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The enemy lies in wait. The summer insect season looms as a dark cloud hanging over the nicest time of year. Arm yourself with a bug zapper and prepare for the forthcoming battle.

The enemy lies in wait. The summer insect season looms as a dark cloud hanging over the nicest time of year. Arm yourself with a bug zapper and prepare for the forthcoming battle.

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And Alexander wept, for there were no more bugs to conquer

(Source: murderthebugs.com)